I'm bringing welly, back

The Welly

The welly since it's inception in the 1900s by none other than the Duke of Wellington, is a constant staple to the proletariat and at times has risen to become a shameless flamboyant colourful fashion item to bourgeosie and more recently to the masses, thanks to Pennies chainstore.

We at Findteh Corporation are pleased to announced the arrival of a new use of the beloved Welly. Here we propose and Semiotic symbolic use of the Welly, as a term of encourangement and expression to do one's best to achieve the desired outcome. so tell all one's peeps, ya ya ya, the welly is back, it's not just for those festivals, "GIVE IT SOME WELLY"

Peace Out!

VV (Mr.A)

KazooKeylele

This baby is awesome! Its pretty obvious now that its been done, but wow... What the hell was the guy thinking when he made it. At time of writing he appears to have facebook meets and stuff going down! It MUST be a fad.

You probably heard it here first!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

Big B

Briteny Spearz

http://www.britneyspears.com/

Poor Britney! Poor Brit! Get the t-shirt! It's this season's must have! Britney is our hero! Nobody would have know what a hard unforgiving public life she endures....she's never gone shopping with her kids...like Jessica Alba...sob.....

Linux

This one has been brewing for a while but is now too big to ignore. Ordinary people use Linux!!! Some recent releases of version of Linux, looking at you Ubuntu, have made Linux much more accessible for the average user!

What does this mean I hear you ask, well for one your friends are gonna have a way cooler desktop than you. Theyre also gonna be able to do lots of stuff faster than you!

We can only hope these new Linux users dont turn into self righteous dicks like some Mac owners!

Hot Babez( i tried not to be conventional but failed)

This shit is bananas ...B-A-N-A-N-A-S......."that's what she said"

Mr. A here. ok here are some of the hottest babez out dere...I'm send out my love to them in more than 1 way....catch it bitchz

Eva Mendez

she can port- my - man....

Scarlett Johansson

Christina Milian ......sex-Z

Elizabetta Canalis ....the italians call her a figa......

TOP 5 HOT CHICKS

It has been bought to my attention that there were no babez in the last post. This post will hopefully make up for that.

First off: Alice Glass. Nme showing her drinking Ethan's blood just made the rest of the list futile. Still, lists come in 5s so here come the "fuglies"...
Number two is Wendy Yanko from Flesh Field. Shes way hot...
Thrifty thirds gets Ali Larter. Even though they killed her off in Heroes it seems she was too hot to let go. Nobody cares about Lost anymore but at least we found Evangeline Lilly.

Yeah I know it might still be weird but Emma Watson IS minx central.

Top 5

Rumour has it we are obliged to do this. My top five however is going to be my favourite scientists ever. Since Sonic C has been telling me to do this with an almost creepy regularity, its time...

First up is Nikola Tesla. Responsible for all kinds of things like the modern electrical grid, AC power and the tesla coils in Red Alert, this guy knew his electromagnetics. He almost nearly invented an electric death ray. Pity he died halfway through.

Number 2 is Euler who did all kinds of wonderful things with exponentials and trigonometric functions. He is so old school he was around before the photograph.

Third up is Einstein. We all know what he did, for those that don't, if you would please stop moving, you'll die faster.Next is Schrodinger. He made an experiment using an imaginary cat in an imaginary box. What happens in the box? No one knows. Thats the beauty of it.Finally is William Shockley. He kind of invented the transistor. That makes him one of the most influential men ever.

I hope you enjoyed that folks! A few more posts like this and the blog will be truly relegated.

Big B