Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Bike Assist!

Hey Readerz,

No longer will this blog be ignored! Apologiez.

Since Big B is now residing in the excellent city of Berlin, it seems only fair to mention the most important part of living in any good European Caplital, 'The Bike Assist.'

Take an average attracive girl, place said girl on a bike, et viola, girl is hotter! This is not a coincidence, bikes have been known to have this property for some time!

Since Germans can ride bikes as soon as they are born, FTFZ has heard from a reliable source that Germans are given a bike as soon as they have come into the world, a German who cant cycle cannot become a citizen! This means that there are many ladiez riding bikes in Berlin!

Anywayz, heres a pic,



L8rz,

Big B

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I fully agree with your german girl analysis. Girls on old school bikes with baskets are hawter again,

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